I want to fuck real pussy! How can I find local escorts, whores, prostitutes, call girls, and hookers?
In the old days, you had to take a drive down to the dirtiest street on the worst side of town, looking for skanks in fishnets and tiny skirts. You were lucky if you didn’t get shanked along the way. It’s a hell of a lot easier, not to mention safer these days.
The websites on this list will help you find all the local call girls, escorts, dominatrixes, and dirty masseuses in your area. Browse the sluts in your town by thumbnail, search by sexual proclivity, and find a babe who is willing to suck your cock on your budget. We’ve come a long way since trolling for poon from the lot lizards lurking at truck stops and highway rest areas.
How much do these girls charge for their sexual services on average and how are payments made?
Services really vary a lot around the world, from town to town, and even from corner to corner. There’s no such thing as a standard rate for a quickie, but a lot of these sites do let the girls list their services broken down by price. Never get ripped off again on a handjob, footjob, or severe spanking of your bare butt, back, and balls. Keep in mind a handy or even a full-service BJ is usually going to cost a lot less than any kinky fetish you need indulged.
Some of these sites even have search filters to let you narrow down girls willing to work for whatever you’ve got in your pockets. I’ve been saving my allowance for months, and I can finally afford to have a BBW sit on my face. I found one who does outcalls; I just have to convince her the smell permeating my basement lair is just mom’s cat and not my horrific hygiene.
As far as payment, cash is almost universally accepted. We ain’t living in caveman days, though, so you’ll often find alternate methods listed. So many professional sluts these days take Visa, PayPal, and even bitcoin. You old fuckers can probably write checks, while the cybercriminals can get down with the crypto of the moment.
Am I forced to use a condom or can I pay extra for bareback sex?
Nobody is forcing you to do anything, but are you sure you want to stick the old Johnson in the community cum-bucket? I mean, it’s up to you, but even a disgusting neckbeard like myself who showers maybe twice a year knows better than that. Then again, I’m not sure what I would do if faced with the opportunity to put my micropenis into any vagina. It’s weird being a kissless virgin who won’t go outside.
Look, whatever arrangement you make is between you and your escort. Anything special is extra. Probably. I guess it depends on the hookers in your area. Mom said she used to go raw dog for a pack of cigarettes in her crack whore days. She likes to reminisce on those good times while getting drunk on bum wine with my old gym teacher on nights that end with Y.
Am I able to get in contact with (ex-)pornstars?
We live in glorious times, my friend, where we can all live out our wettest dreams. I always wanted to grow up and marry an anime princess. I purchased one in the form of the body pillow, and we are now engaged. Even if your dream is to bang a genuine, bona fide pornstar from the fuck flicks you’ve been beating off to for years, that dream can be made flesh if you know where to look. This list of professional escort sites is a good place to start.
While you ain’t going to fuck Melissa Moore behind a gas station just by hitting up Eros, you can smash a lot of the lesser-known talent and former professional video whores who advertise on the bigger sites. You’ve got to figure, a lot of these girls are genuine nymphomaniacs who absolutely need that cock all the time. Your best bet for smashing one of these legendary fuckers is to browse the listings in cities with big, legal sex trades like Las Vegas and Amsterdam.
I would like to have a sex experiment with a shemale!
There ain’t nothing wrong with that, at least according to Eddie Murphy, Gavin Rossdale, and Justin Bieber. Most of these prostitute websites have a tranny section, or you can try hitting up an all-trap escort site like TS Escorts or TS4Rent. Shemale hooker seems to be the number one job for transsexuals and cross-dressers, at least if these escort sites are any indication. You can be out in the middle of fucking nowhere and find a bunch of tranny whores ready to suck your dick and shake theirs in your face for a few bucks. Since you usually don’t have to register or sign in to view contact info, you don’t have to leave a paper trail while sampling some lady cock.
Is it 100 % legal to pay for sex?
What is this website called? Is it called The Prostitution Law Geek? It seems a little bit fucking stupid to ask for legal advice from a hardcore porn directory, but what do I know? I didn’t even finish getting my high school diploma after that incident at homecoming with all the pig’s blood.
Look, The Porn Geek is worldwide, and so are a lot of these websites. I can’t speak for the laws anywhere, let alone everywhere, but usually, all of this falls into a gray area. That’s why the girls often have their pretty faces blurred out, but their gorgeous titties exposed. Most of the sites will have a Help section to guide you through some of the logistics of not getting arrested, but ultimately it’s up to you to figure out how it works in your area. Don’t come crying to me if you get arrested or get your head cut off by the Taliban.
What are the best escort sites in 2019?
The best escort sites are the ones with the most listings, the best interface for browsing them, and the least bullshit between you and the hooker contact information you’re trying to get. I’m a comparison shopper even when I’m just looking for the right extra-small silicone schoolgirl cunt, so I recommend browsing the local listings on some different sites to make sure you’re aware of all the professional poon in your area.
Most of the big sites have listings basically everywhere. You can trade money for a threesome with two beautiful escorts around the world using Skip the Games, Eros Guide, Slixa, and Escort directory. Some are technically worldwide but seem to have more American listings, like Erotic Monkey, though demographics tend to shift around a lot as these websites develop and age.
How do you become a professional escort?
That’s a bizarre question to ask a dude who hasn’t been out of the house in nearly a decade. I have never even kissed a girl, not for money and not for free. My God, I do anything to kiss a girl for free. We can’t all have Porn Dude good looks and superhumanly huge cocks but cut a dude some slack.
I guess Step One would be putting up an escort listing on one of these sites. Some of them have a bit of simple verification to prove you’re a real person really selling sex, but others make the process even easier. Whatever the case, it doesn’t take much money or effort to get up and running on one of these prostitute sites. I’m proud of you for dreaming big.
PornGeek, I just booked my favorite escort, and I’m going to bang her pussy broke in a local hotel!
Goddamn, you lucky motherfucker. Mom just raided my piggy bank, claiming I owed her for a couple of decades back rent, Wi-Fi, and her bottle of chocolate syrup I drank in the middle of the night. I guess I’m going to have to wait to finally lose my virginity, but at least I have a giant list of websites that will help me do that if I ever manage to save a few fucking bucks.
